507+ Bug Puns & Jokes [Insect Puns & Jokes]

Bug Puns

Bug Puns:

1. Why did the ant go to the doctor? Because he was feeling antsy.
2. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
3. Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? To improve his bite.
4. What is a bee’s favorite song? Comb Together.
5. What do you get when you cross a spider and an elephant? I’m not sure, but if it webs the wrong way, it will get its trunk stuck in the web.
6. Why did the cockroach refuse to pay its restaurant bill? It said the food was insecticide.
7. Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.
8. What do you call a bug that’s afraid of the dark? A lightening bug.
9. What is a bug’s favorite sport? Cricket.
10. Why did the moth go to the psychiatrist? To get to the light at the end of the tunnel.
11. Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin.
12. What do you get when you cross a firefly and a moth? A hot spot.
13. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.
14. Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the blood bank on the other side.
15. What do you call a spider that can’t spell? A webster.
16. Why did the bug stay in bed? He was feeling a little buggy.
17. What do you call a bug that tells jokes? A pun-tomologist.
18. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
19. Why don’t insects play sports? They always end up with too many bugs.
20. What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of a turtle? “Wheeee!”
21. Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? To get a filling.
22. What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, bud!”
23. What did the honey say to the bee? “I love bee-ing with you.”
24. What do you call a fly without wings? A fly.
25. What do you call a bee that can’t fly? A “buzz”kill.
26. Why don’t bugs play football? Because they always get caught in the spider webs.
27. What do you call a fly that’s always buzzing around a cow? A moo-squito.
28. What do you call a bug that sings in a band? A humbug.
29. What do you call a bug that’s really good at math? A numberfly.
30. Why did the beetle break up with his girlfriend? She was always bugging him.
31. What do you call a bug that’s good at basketball? A slam-dunk beetle.
32. What do you call a bug that’s really good at playing the piano? A mozart-quito.
33. Why do spiders make terrible baseball players? They always catch the flies, but they can’t throw them back.
34. What do you call a bug that’s always getting lost? A wanderfly.
35. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs for hair gel.
36. What do you call a spider who just got a haircut? A balding spider.

Bug Jokes

Bug Jokes:

1. What do you get when you cross a beetle and a cowboy? A dung beetle!
2. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.
3. What do you get when you cross a firefly and a moth? An enlightening experience!
4. What do you call a bug that can’t stop scratching itself? A scratch and itch bug!
5. Why did the fly land on the computer? To check out the website!
6. What is a bug’s favorite sport? Cricket!
7. What do you call a snobbish insect? A snobug!
8. What do you call a bug that’s always on the move? A roamin’ beetle!
9. What do you get when you cross a grasshopper and a flea? Jumps of joy!
10. What did the caterpillar say to the ant? “Hey, can I give you a lift?”
11. Why do ants never get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
12. What do you call a bug that likes to play soccer? A goal-moth!
13. What do you call a bee that’s always complaining? A grumblebee!
14. What do you call a bug that’s always at the beach? A sandfly!
15. What did the caterpillar say when it saw a butterfly? “You changed, man.”
16. Why did the spider go on the internet? To check its website.
17. What do you call a bug that’s really good at math? A number-cruncher.
18. What did one termite say to the other termite when they walked into a bar? “Is the bar tender here?”
19. Why did the fly go to the spaceship? It was looking for the landing pad.
20. What do you call a bug that’s really good at baseball? A fly-hitter.
21. Why did the beetle go to the doctor? It was feeling buggy.
22. What do you call a bug that’s always on the phone? A buzzcaller.
23. Why did the bee go to the doctor? It had a buzz in its ear.
24. What do you call a bug that’s always happy? A jollyhopper.
25. Why did the butterfly go to the dentist? It had a cavity.
26. What do you get when you cross a ladybug and a skunk? A red and black stinker!
27. What do you call a bug that’s really good at telling jokes? A gigglebug.
28. Why did the mosquito go to the doctor? It was feeling bloodthirsty.
29. What do you call a bug that’s always dancing? A boogie-bug.
30. Why did the bee get married? Because it found its honey.
31. What do you get when you cross a moth and a mummy? Dust bunnies!
32. What do you call a bug that’s really good at basketball? A netgnat.
33. Why did the cockroach go to school? To learn how to read and scurry.
34. What do you call a bug that’s always traveling? A wanderbug.
35. Why did the ant go to the psychiatrist? It had an inferiority complex.
36. What do you get when you cross a grasshopper and a vampire? A bug that hops all night.

Insect Puns

Insect Puns:

1. Did you hear about the insect that got stuck in a computer? It was a bug in the system.
2. Why did the insect go to the doctor? It was feeling antsy.
3. What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, bud!”
4. Why did the mosquito go to school? To learn how to bug people.
5. How do insects communicate with each other? Through ant-tennas.
6. What do you call an ant that’s been shrunken down? An ant-tiny.
7. What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.
8. Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.
9. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
10. Why did the butterfly break up with the moth? It was just too moth-ful.
11. What do you call a wasp that’s a master of disguise? A wasp-er.
12. Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor? It was feeling jumpy.
13. What do you call an insect that’s always on time? A punctual caterpillar.
14. Why did the beetle go to the bar? To get a drink and some grub.
15. What do you call an insect that’s an expert in karate? A Kung-Fu Mantis.
16. Why did the fly wear a tiny backpack? It wanted to be a school-fly.
17. What did the spider say to the fly caught in its web? “You’re just stuck on me.”
18. Why did the termite refuse to eat the wood? It was on a splinter diet.
19. What do you call a group of ants that love to dance? The boogie-woogie bugs.
20. Why did the moth go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its mawth.
21. What do you call an insect that’s always telling jokes? A tickle bee.
22. Why did the cricket go to the gym? To get in hop-shape.
23. What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
24. Why did the ant quit its job? It wasn’t getting paid enough in ant-ticipation.
25. What do you call a spider that can’t spell? A weaver with a spelling error.
26. Why did the insect join the military? To become a fire-ant.
27. What do you get when you cross a grasshopper with a kangaroo? A hopperoo.
28. Why did the caterpillar cross the road? To get to the butterfly station.
29. What do you call a wasp that’s also a scientist? A buzz-ing researcher.
30. Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its stinger.
31. What do you call a fly that’s always making excuses? A “why-fly.”
32. Why did the ant go to the park? To have a picnic with its colony.
33. What do you call a bee that’s always getting lost? A bee-mused.
34. Why did the spider get a computer? To surf the web.
35. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a chicken? A meal that’s high in silk and protein.
36. What do you call a moth that’s always happy? A jolly-glow.

Insect Jokes

Insect Jokes:

1. Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives.
2. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.
3. What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-hum-bug.
4. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
5. What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry-ant.
6. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
7. Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? Because he had a cavity.
8. Why did the beetle go to the disco? To get his groove on.
9. Why did the ant refuse to go to the party? Because he didn’t know how to dance.
10. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A walkie-talkie.
11. What do you call a bug that can’t stop talking? A chatterpillar.
12. What do you call a wasp in a bad mood? A buzz-kill.
13. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
14. What do you call a fly that’s always on the move? A fly-by-night.
15. Why did the moth go to the doctor? Because he felt light-headed.
16. Why did the spider break up with his girlfriend? She was always spinning a yarn.
17. What do you call a bug that’s always confused? A befuddle.
18. Why did the fly go to the barbershop? He wanted a buzz cut.
19. Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.
20. Why did the grasshopper go to the hospital? He sprained his hind leg.
21. What do you call a lazy beetle? A couch bug.
22. Why did the flea go to the vet? He was feeling a little jumpy.
23. What do you get when you cross a spider and a computer? A web site.
24. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarmth.
25. What do you call a bug that’s good at math? A calculatorpillar.
26. Why did the mosquito go to the movies? He heard it was a bloodbath.
27. What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you can’t cross a vector and a scalar.
28. Why did the beetle get lost? He took the wrong ant-turn.
29. What do you call a bug that’s a little bit of a clown? A jesterpillar.
30. Why don’t insects watch TV? They prefer to be outdoors.
31. What do you get when you cross a bee and a cow? A honey moo-moo.
32. Why did the ant go to the beach? To get a tan-lion.
33. What do you call a bug that’s a fan of horror movies? A scream-bug.
34. Why did the cricket go to the library? To find a book on chirping.
35. What do you call a bug that’s really into meditation? A zen-fly.
36. Why did the ladybug get a ticket? She was parked in a no-parking zone.

House Fly Puns

House Fly Puns:

1. What do you call a fly that doesn’t know how to land? A fly-by-night.
2. How does a fly feel when it’s trapped inside? Fly-ustrated.
3. What do you get when you cross a fly and a cowboy? A rodeo insect.
4. What did the fly say when it hit the windshield? “I’m bug splattered.”
5. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
6. Why did the fly get kicked out of the movie theater? It was buzzing too loud during the film.
7. What do you call a fly with a PhD? A smarty-fly.
8. What did the fly say to the fruit salad? “I’ve got my own raisins for being here.”
9. What do you call a fly that can’t keep a secret? A blabber-fly.
10. Why did the fly go to the psychiatrist? It was feeling buzzed-out.
11. What did the fly say when it landed on the hot dog? “Is this stool pigeon good?”
12. What did one fly say to the other fly when they landed on a pile of manure? “This is the life!”
13. What do you call a fly that’s been caught stealing? A bandit-fly.
14. Why did the fly go to the beach? To get a tan on its wings.
15. What do you get when you cross a fly with a pig? A pork chop that can fly.
16. What did the fly say when it landed on the cow? “This is udderly ridiculous!”
17. What do you get when you cross a fly and a dog? A pug with wings.
18. Why did the fly go to the spaceship? To see if it could fly to the moon.
19. What do you get when you cross a fly with a fish? A salmonella.
20. What do you call a fly that’s afraid of heights? A low-flyer.
21. Why did the fly join the circus? To perform in the trapeze act.
22. What do you get when you cross a fly with a rabbit? Bugs Bunny’s best friend.
23. Why did the fly go to the beach? To see the sand on its feet.
24. What do you call a fly that can’t keep its balance? A stumbling-bug.
25. Why did the fly go to the doctor? To get a shot of bug spray.
26. What do you get when you cross a fly with a donkey? A mule with wings.
27. Why did the fly go to the dance club? To do the fly shuffle.
28. What do you call a fly that’s been caught in a spider’s web? A trapped fly.
29. Why did the fly go to the restaurant? To try the fly fishing.
30. What do you get when you cross a fly with a kangaroo? A hopper-fly.
31. Why did the fly go to the hotel? To get a room with a flyswatter.
32. What do you call a fly that’s been hit with a shoe? A sole survivor.
33. Why did the fly go to the picnic? To join the potato salad.
34. What do you get when you cross a fly with a lion? A roar-fly.
35. Why did the fly go to the library? To read about insect behavior.
36. What do you call a fly that’s been to space? A cos-fly-naut.
37. Why did the fly go to the art museum? To see the fly-verpieces.

House Fly Jokes

House Fly Jokes:

1. Why did the house fly go to the doctor? It was feeling a little fly-ish.
2. Why did the house fly refuse to go on vacation? It didn’t want to bug anyone.
3. Why did the house fly go to the football game? It wanted to see the field goals.
4. Why did the house fly go to the bar? It wanted to get a buzz.
5. Why did the house fly go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its wings.
6. Why did the house fly go to the grocery store? It wanted to pick up a six-pack of soda pop.
7. Why did the house fly go to the movie theater? It heard that the movie was about a fly on the wall.
8. Why did the house fly cross the road? To get to the garbage can on the other side.
9. Why did the house fly join the military? It wanted to be a fighter pilot.
10. Why did the house fly visit the museum? It wanted to see the fly exhibit.
11. What do you call a house fly with no wings? A walk.
12. Why did the house fly fly into the glass window repeatedly? It was trying to break the record for most head-bangs in a minute.
13. Why did the house fly sit on the computer keyboard? It wanted to check out the website “Flybook”.
14. Why did the house fly go to the gym? It wanted to get ripped.
15. Why did the house fly go to the beach? It wanted to try out its new fly-board.
16. Why did the house fly go to the amusement park? It wanted to go on the roller-coaster.
17. Why did the house fly go to the library? It wanted to check out some fly literature.
18. Why did the house fly go to the pool? It wanted to practice its butterfly stroke.
19. Why did the house fly go to the zoo? It wanted to see the fly exhibit.
20. Why did the house fly go to the dance club? It wanted to get jiggy with it.
21. Why did the house fly go to the concert? It wanted to see the Fly-ing Burrito Brothers.
22. Why did the house fly go to the park? It wanted to play frisbee with its friends.
23. Why did the house fly go to the bowling alley? It wanted to bowl a few frames.
24. Why did the house fly go to the casino? It wanted to try its luck at fly slots.
25. Why did the house fly go to the pet store? It wanted to buy a fly swatter for its enemy.
26. Why did the house fly go to the bakery? It wanted to try the fly-pie.
27. Why did the house fly go to the doctor’s office? It had a case of the flu-fly.
28. Why did the house fly go to the hair salon? It wanted to get its wings styled.
29. Why did the house fly go to the restaurant? It wanted to try the fly-fillet.
30. Why did the house fly go to the gym? It wanted to work on its abs.
31. Why did the house fly go to the basketball game? It wanted to watch the fly-dunk.
32. Why did the house fly go to the hardware store? It wanted to buy some fly-nails.
33. Why did the house fly go to the aquarium? It wanted to see the fly-fish.
34. Why did the house fly go to the science museum? It wanted to learn about fly-ecosystems.

Beetle Puns

Beetle Puns:

1. Why was the beetle feeling lonely? Because he had no bug to love!
2. What do you call a beetle that likes to play soccer? A goal weevil.
3. Why did the beetle get fired from his job as a DJ? He kept playing the same Beatles songs over and over.
4. What do you call a beetle who is always on time? A punctual bug.
5. What do you get when you cross a beetle with a cowboy? A dung beetle.
6. Why did the beetle go to the doctor? He had a bad case of beetlejuice.
7. How do you make a beetle laugh? Tickly its antennae.
8. Why did the beetle refuse to share its food? It was a territorial beetle.
9. What do you call a beetle that can’t stop talking? A chatty scarab.
10. What do you call a beetle that can fly a plane? A cockpit beetle.
11. Why was the beetle so good at math? It had a lot of beetlejuice.
12. What do you call a beetle who is always down in the dumps? A depressed weevil.
13. Why did the beetle break up with his girlfriend? She was too much of a ladybug.
14. What do you call a beetle with a drinking problem? A beetlejuicer.
15. Why did the beetle quit his job as a hairdresser? He couldn’t handle the lice.
16. What do you call a beetle that’s really into politics? A party beetle.
17. Why did the beetle refuse to dance? It had two left feet.
18. What do you call a beetle that likes to gamble? A betting bug.
19. Why did the beetle join a gym? It wanted to be a buff beetle.
20. What do you call a beetle with no manners? A rude bug.
21. Why did the beetle go to the dentist? It had beetle breath.
22. What do you call a beetle that’s always on the go? A busy beetle.
23. Why did the beetle go to the psychiatrist? It had an inferiority complex.
24. What do you call a beetle that likes to fish? A bait bug.
25. Why did the beetle cross the road? To get to the other hive.
26. What do you call a beetle that’s always sleeping? A dozy bug.
27. Why did the beetle go to the tailor? It needed a new suit of armor.
28. What do you call a beetle that’s always daydreaming? A daydream beetle.
29. Why did the beetle refuse to climb the tree? It was afraid of the bark.
30. What do you call a beetle with a lot of attitude? A sassy scarab.
31. Why did the beetle go to the beauty salon? It wanted to get a shellac.
32. What do you call a beetle that’s always telling jokes? A jester beetle.
33. Why did the beetle go to the gym? It wanted to work on its thorax.
34. What do you call a beetle that’s always on the move? A mobile bug.
35. Why did the beetle get a ticket? It was caught speeding in its bugatti.
36. What do you call a beetle that’s really into music? A rockin’ roach.
37. Why did the beetle join a band? It wanted to be a beetle musician.

Beetle Jokes

Beetle Jokes:

1. Why did the beetle go to the doctor? Because he was feeling buggy!
2. What’s a beetle’s favorite kind of exercise? The beetle crunch!
3. What do you call a beetle that can play the guitar? A rock beetle!
4. What do you call a beetle that works in a factory? A Volkswagen!
5. Why did the beetle go to the bar? To get a cold brewski!
6. Why did the beetle cross the road? To get to the other side of the garden!
7. What do you call a beetle that’s always on time? A punctual bug!
8. How do you know if a beetle is happy? It starts dancing the beetle boogie!
9. Why do beetles make bad chefs? Because they always beetle the eggs!
10. What did the beetle say to the honeybee? “Hey, can you spare a dime for a poor bug?”
11. What’s a beetle’s favorite type of music? Beethoven!
12. Why did the beetle get kicked out of the dance club? Because it kept doing the beetle-butt boogie!
13. Why did the beetle wear a tuxedo? Because he wanted to look sharp for his date!
14. What do you call a beetle that’s always in a hurry? A speedy bug!
15. How do you get a beetle to laugh? Tickle its antennae!
16. What do you call a beetle that’s always telling jokes? A funny bug!
17. Why don’t beetles ever get lost? Because they have GPS (Garden Positioning System)!
18. What do you call a beetle that loves to dance? A jitterbug!
19. How do you know if a beetle is sad? It starts to feel blue!
20. Why did the beetle get a job as a car salesman? Because he was an excellent beetle-er!
21. What do you call a beetle that’s really good at math? A calculating bug!
22. How do you make a beetle smile? You tickle its thorax!
23. Why did the beetle get a ticket? Because it was caught driving on the sidewalk!
24. What do you call a beetle that’s really good at karate? A ninja bug!
25. Why did the beetle join the circus? Because it wanted to be a beetle performer!
26. What’s a beetle’s favorite type of flower? A daisy bug!
27. Why did the beetle go to the beach? To get some rays!
28. What’s a beetle’s favorite type of sandwich? A beet-loaf sandwich!
29. What do you call a beetle that’s always telling lies? A fib-ber bug!
30. Why did the beetle go to the library? To borrow some bug books!
31. What do you call a beetle that’s always complaining? A whine bug!
32. How do you make a beetle sleepy? You sing it a lullaby!
33. Why did the beetle get a job as a baker? Because he was an excellent beetle-whipper!
34. What do you call a beetle that’s always happy? A joy bug!
35. Why did the beetle get into politics? Because he was a great bug orator!
36. How do you know if a beetle is a good dancer? It has beetle rhythm!
37. What do you call a beetle that’s always causing trouble? A mischievous bug!

Ladybug Jokes

Ladybug Jokes:

1. Why was the ladybug feeling cold? Because it was spotted outside!
2. How do ladybugs get their spots? They are born with them, it’s in their genes!
3. What did the ladybug say to the fly? “You bug me!”
4. How do ladybugs make phone calls? They use their antennae!
5. Why did the ladybug break up with her boyfriend? He was always bugging her!
6. What do you call a ladybug that can’t fly? A lady-walk!
7. How do ladybugs keep their homes clean? With a vacuum bug!
8. What do you call a group of ladybugs? A loveliness!
9. Why did the ladybug go to the bar? To get a buzz!
10. What did the ladybug say when she landed on the computer keyboard? “Time to bug out!”
11. How did the ladybug feel after winning the lottery? She was spot-tacularly rich!
12. What did the ladybug say when she landed on the donut? “Mmm, bug-nuts!”
13. What did the ladybug say to the aphid? “Stop bugging me!”
14. Why did the ladybug refuse to eat the aphid? She was on a strict spotted diet!
15. How do you make a ladybug happy? Give her a spot of tea!
16. What do you get when you cross a ladybug with a grasshopper? A lady hopper!
17. What do you call a ladybug with no spots? A plain jane!
18. Why did the ladybug start a blog? To write about her bug-tastic life!
19. What did the ladybug say to the grasshopper? “Nice hops!”
20. Why did the ladybug join a band? To play the bug-le.

Bug Play on Words

Bug Play on Words:

1. What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can’t cross a vector and a scalar.
2. What do you get when you cross a spider with an elephant? A web-footed elephant!
3. Why did the fly refuse to land on the computer? He was afraid of getting a virus!
4. Why did the ant get on the computer? To check his ant-ivirus!
5. Why did the cricket go to the doctor? He had a hop-tical illusion!
6. Why was the termite always late? He had woodwork to do!
7. What do you call a grasshopper that sings and dances? A boogie bug!
8. What do you call a bug that likes to play with fire? An arso-nick!
9. Why was the caterpillar afraid to go to sleep? He was afraid he would wake up as a moth!
10. Why did the bee go to the barber? He needed a buzz cut!
11. Why did the spider go to the computer? To search the web!
12. Why did the roly-poly bug roll up into a ball? To be armadillo-proof!
13. What do you call a bug that lives in a motel? A bed bug!
14. Why did the butterfly get into trouble at school? Because she was caught flitting!
15. Why did the snail change jobs? He wanted to be a slugger!
16. What do you call a bug that’s always on the go? A busy bee!
17. Why did the moth go to the doctor? He had a case of the hiccups!
18. Why did the fly go to the spaceship? He wanted to be the first fly on the moon!
19. What do you get when you cross a cricket with a giraffe? A creature that can jump really high to reach the leaves on the top of the trees!

Bug Dad Jokes (Insect Dad Jokes)

Bug Dad Jokes (Insect Dad Jokes):

1. What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-hum-bug!
2. Why did the fly take off his shoes? Because he wanted to be a bare-foot fly!
3. What do you get when you cross a flea with a basketball player? Someone who can really jump high!
4. What do you call a bug that’s good at math? An ant-swer!
5. Why did the spider go to the computer repair shop? Because his website had a bug!
6. Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? To get his teeth cleaned!
7. Why did the caterpillar go on a diet? To reduce his cater-pounds!
8. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!
9. Why did the cricket go to the chiropractor? He had a hop in his step!
10. Why did the bug go to the bar? To get a couple of cold ones!
11. Why did the spider go to the beach? To catch some rays!
12. Why was the moth afraid of the light? He was afraid of being enlightened!
13. Why did the ant go to the doctor? To get his ant-body checked!
14. What do you call a bug that’s good at playing tricks? A prank mantis!
15. Why did the fly go to the grocery store? To get some honey!
16. Why did the mosquito go to the gym? To work on his blood pressure!
17. What do you call a bug that’s always singing? A hum-ming bug!
18. Why did the butterfly go to the art museum? To see the works of Monarch!
19. Why did the roly-poly bug change his name? To protect his pill-bug identity!
20. Why did the ant go to the picnic? To check out the ant-spread!

Insect Puns – One-Liners

Insect Puns – One-Liners:

1. I’ve been bugging out over these puns!
2. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee!
3. Why did the spider go to the dance? To show off his web-swing moves!
4. I find bugs fascinating, they always make a buzz in my life!
5. Why did the ant quit his job? He didn’t get a raise, he only got a cost-of-living ant-justment!
6. What do you call a bug that’s always on time? A punctual-ant!
7. Why did the mosquito go to the bar? To get a bloody mary!
8. What do you call a bug that’s always traveling? A globetrotterpillar!
9. Why did the butterfly break up with the moth? He was too moth-balled!
10. What do you get when you cross a spider with a potato? A spud-web!
11. Why did the flea go to the psychologist? He had a dog phobia!
12. What do you call a bug that’s good at sports? An ath-ant-lete!
13. Why did the fly go to the psychiatrist? He had an inferiority complex!
14. Why did the ladybug go to the beach? To catch some rays and show off her spots!
15. What do you call a bug that’s always joking around? A pun-derful bug!
16. Why did the mosquito go to the cinema? To see “The Fly”!
17. Why did the ant get a job as a garbage collector? Because he was a great ant-icipator!
18. What do you call a bug that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel-lion!
19. Why did the grasshopper fail his math test? He was too jumpy and couldn’t sit still!
20. What do you call a bug that’s always falling in love? A roman-tick!

Firefly Puns

Firefly Puns:

1. Why was the firefly unhappy? Because he was feeling low.
2. What did one firefly say to the other? “You light up my life.”
3. How do fireflies communicate? Glow and tell.
4. Why are fireflies bad at playing poker? They always give away their hand.
5. What do you call a firefly with no light? A glow-getter.
6. How do you make a firefly happy? Take it to a mothball.
7. What is a firefly’s favorite song? “You Light Up My Life” by Debby Boone.
8. What do you call a firefly that flies too low? A glow-fly.
9. Why did the firefly stop playing baseball? He kept throwing light balls.
10. What did the firefly say when it got lost? “Where in firefly-nation am I?”
11. How do you find a lost firefly? Look for a glowing insect who’s a little bug-eyed.
12. What did the firefly say when it crashed into the wall? “Oops, my bad.”
13. What did the firefly say to the spider? “You spin me right round, baby, right round.”
14. What do you call a firefly that can’t light up? A dull-bug.
15. What’s a firefly’s favorite color? Neon.
16. Why was the firefly so good at math? Because it was a bright spark.
17. What do you call a firefly that’s really into fitness? A glow-tivator.
18. What do you call a firefly that’s a real go-getter? A firebrand.
19. How do you know if a firefly is a good dancer? It has some serious glow-moves.
20. Why do fireflies make bad liars? Because they always give themselves away.
21. What do you call a firefly who’s lost his glow? A former light heavyweight.
22. What’s the most common name for a firefly? Brighty.
23. What do you call a firefly that’s a big fan of the Beatles? A Yellow Submarine.
24. Why do fireflies make great pets? They’re easy to spot in the dark.
25. What do you call a firefly that’s really good at telling jokes? A light entertainer.

Cricket Insect Jokes

Cricket Insect Jokes:

1. What do you get if you cross a cricket with a carrot? A cricket-carrot!
2. Why don’t crickets have credit cards? They prefer to pay cash, chirp and charge.
3. What do crickets use to keep their houses cool in the summer? Cricket Air Conditioning!
4. What do you call a cricket with no legs? A cricket on the rocks!
5. What do crickets eat for breakfast? Muffin-cricket!
6. What do you call a cricket that plays the guitar? Jiminy Hendrix!
7. What’s a cricket’s favorite subject in school? Chirp-tography!
8. What did the cricket say to the ant? “Hey, can I borrow some sugar?”
9. Why did the cricket get a job as a dishwasher? He was good at chirping the dishes clean.
10. How do you know when a cricket is lying? When you hear them chirping out of tune.
11. What do you call a cricket that plays baseball? A field cricket!
12. What do you call a cricket that’s always causing trouble? A cricket-nuisance!
13. How do you know when a cricket is getting married? When you hear wedding bells chirping.
14. What do you get when you cross a cricket with a snake? A cricket snake.
15. Why do crickets hate math? Because they’re always chirping numbers.
16. What did the cricket say when he got a job at the bank? “I’m looking forward to counting some grasshoppers!”
17. Why did the cricket go to the chiropractor? Because he had a chirp in his back.
18. What do you call a cricket that sings sad songs? A chirp-tune artist.
19. What did the cricket say when he fell off a cliff? “Chirp me!”
20. What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bird? A cricket-birdie!
21. Why did the cricket go to space? To see if he could make it to the chirp-osphere!
22. What’s a cricket’s favorite hobby? Playing cricket, of course!
23. What do crickets use to communicate? Cricket-cell phones!
24. What do you call a cricket that’s always worried? A jitterbug!
25. Why did the cricket start a band? To chirp up his life!

Ant Jokes and Puns

Ant Jokes and Puns:

1. What do you call an ant that’s good with numbers? An accountant.
2. What do you call an ant that’s always on the run? A marathoner.
3. Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.
4. Why do ants have sticky hair? To keep their antennas up.
5. What do you call an ant that can’t decide what to do? Ambivalent.
6. What do you get when you cross a spider and an ant? A “biting” ant.
7. What do ants use to make their beds? Ant-ique sheets.
8. Why did the ant go to the gym? To build up its ant-muscles.
9. What do you call an ant that likes to go to the beach? A sun-bather.
10. What do you call an ant who can’t stop talking about its job? An ant-tagonist.
11. What do you call an ant that’s always getting into trouble? A mischief-maker.
12. Why do ants never get lost? Because they have ant-ennas!
13. What do you call an ant that’s always stealing things? A pilfer-ant.
14. What do you call an ant that’s always working out? A muscle-ant.
15. What do ants use to build their homes? A “civil-ant” engineer.
16. Why did the ant go to school? To improve its ant-ellectual skills.
17. What do you call an ant that’s always on the go? A go-getter.
18. Why did the ant go to the doctor? To get an ant-ibiotic.
19. What do you call an ant that’s always on the lookout for danger? A vigilant.
20. What do you call an ant that loves to dance? An ant-stomper.
21. Why did the ant go to the beach? To learn how to surf the ant-lantic waves.
22. What do you call an ant that’s always organizing things? A planner.
23. What do you call an ant that’s really good at math? An arithm-ant-ic.
24. What do you call an ant that’s always singing? A croon-ant.
25. What do you call an ant that’s always worried about something? An ant-sy.

FAQs – Bug & Insect Puns and Jokes

What are some funny bug jokes and puns?

Bug Jokes and Puns:

1. Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because she had hives!
2. Why did the spider break up with his girlfriend? She spent too much time on the web!
3. Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.
4. What do you call a mosquito that’s always on the go? A skeeter!
5. Why don’t bugs go to school? Because they already know how to multiply!
6. What do you call a bug that likes to ride a bike? A cycle-path.
7. Why did the insect buzz around the light bulb? It was looking for a brighter future.
8. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
9. Why do bees hum? They don’t know the words!
10. What is a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin-diving.
11. Why did the butterfly go to the psychiatrist? Because it felt like it was going through a metamorphosis.
12. What do you get when you cross a beetle and a comedian? Jay Leno.
13. Why did the ladybug run away from the football game? She was afraid of the fly route.
14. What do you get when you cross a grasshopper and a dog? A cricket that fetches sticks.
15. Why do fireflies love the night? Because that’s when they light up the party!
16. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A walkie-talkie.
17. Why did the snail rob the bank? To get his house back.
18. What do you call a bug that can swim? A water-bug.
19. Why did the fly go into the spaceship? It was looking for the landing lights.
20. What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can’t cross a vector with a scalar!

What are some funny insect jokes and puns?

Insect Jokes and Puns:

1. What is an insect’s favorite band? The Beatles!
2. What do you call an insect that’s good at math? A Calculeighty.
3. Why did the ant go to the gym? To work on its ant-ennas.
4. What do you call a nervous insect? A jitterbug.
5. Why do insects make terrible lawyers? They always bug the witness!
6. Why don’t insects play sports? Because they’re always bugging out.
7. What is an insect’s favorite restaurant? IHOP (Insect House of Pancakes).
8. Why did the moth go to the dentist? Because it had a cavity.
9. What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you can’t cross a vector with a scalar!
10. Why did the cockroach cross the road? To get to the greasy spoon on the other side.
11. What is an insect’s favorite board game? Chutes and Ladders.
12. Why do bees always have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
13. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
14. Why don’t insects drive cars? Because they prefer to travel in buggies!
15. Why did the insect go to the dance? To do the moth-waltz!
16. What do you call a fly that’s been to space? An astro-fly.
17. Why did the flea go to the library? To find a good book on dog jumping.
18. What is an insect’s favorite hobby? Stamp-ede collecting!
19. Why did the spider get a job in IT? It was good at fixing the web!
20. What do you call a fly that’s always on the move? A skeeter!
21. Why don’t bugs like going to the beach? Because they always end up getting sand-bugged!
22. What do you call an insect that’s good with numbers? A math-ant.
23. What do you call a bug that’s always changing its mind? A flip-flop-ter.
24. Why did the caterpillar go to the doctor? Because it was feeling butterfly.
25. What do you get when you cross a spider with a computer? A web page.
26. Why did the beetle go to the doctor? It had a bug in its system.
27. What is an insect’s favorite movie? The Fly.
28. Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor? It was feeling jumpy.
29. What do you call a bug that’s always in a hurry? A beet-leaver.
30. Why did the mosquito go to the doctor? It was feeling a little bloodthirsty.

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