207+ Ear Jokes & Puns [All Categories]

Ear jokes and puns are a type of humor that play on words or phrases related to the ears or hearing.

Here are some common characteristics of ear jokes and puns:

• Wordplay: Ear jokes and puns often involve wordplay, which is a type of humor that involves using words in a clever or unexpected way. For example, a pun might play on the word “ear” by replacing it with “hear” in a sentence.
• Double meanings: Ear jokes and puns often rely on double meanings, where a word or phrase has more than one interpretation. For example, the phrase “I can’t hear you” could mean either that the speaker is unable to physically hear what the other person is saying, or that they don’t understand or agree with what the other person is saying.
• Sound similarities: Ear jokes and puns often rely on words or phrases that sound similar to other words or phrases. For example, the phrase “earful of wax” sounds similar to “earful of facts,” but has a very different meaning.
• Absurdity: Ear jokes and puns can also be absurd or nonsensical, often playing on the idea of ears as a funny or unusual body part. For example, a joke might involve a character with giant ears, or a situation where someone is listening to music so loudly that their ears start to bleed.

Overall, ear jokes and puns are a fun and lighthearted type of humor that can be enjoyed by people of all ages.

Ear Puns

Ear puns:

1. I can’t hear you, I have an ear infection.
2. My ear is ringing, must be because someone’s talking about me.
3. Can you hear me now? Good!
4. This music is so loud, I can hear it with my eyes closed.
5. My ears are burning, someone must be talking about me.
6. I hear what you’re saying, but I’m not listening.
7. You gotta ear it to believe it.
8. I ear ya loud and clear.
9. I’m all ears, tell me more.
10. That joke fell on deaf ears.
11. My ears are feeling a bit boxed in.
12. Let’s get down to the ear of the matter.
13. I’m listening with bated ear.
14. I’m ear for you whenever you need me.
15. These earbuds are a sound investment.
16. That sounds earie.
17. That’s music to my ears.
18. Ear you go, that’s the answer.
19. Don’t you ear me? I said stop.
20. Ear we go again.
21. I’m all ears and no mouth.
22. Ear’s to hoping everything turns out okay.
23. It’s all in one ear and out the other.
24. Ear we are, stuck in traffic again.
25. I’m ear-resistible.
26. I’m ear-itated.
27. I’m ear-itated by all these puns.
28. Let’s ear it for the winners.
29. Ear-rational fears can be hard to overcome.
30. I’m ear-replaceable.
31. Ear-ogance will get you nowhere.
32. Ear-nestly, I think you’re amazing.
33. This situation is ear-ily familiar.
34. I’ve ear-ned a break.
35. It’s time to ear-n your keep.
36. I’m not going to let this get out of ear.
37. I’m not going to ear-se the opportunity to tell you how much I appreciate you.

Ear Jokes

Ear jokes:

1. Why did the ear go to the doctor? Because it had an ear-ache!
2. Why don’t ears get cold? Because they have ear-muffs!
3. Why are ears such good listeners? Because they’re always all ears!
4. Why did the ear stay up all night? It was listening to music!
5. Why did the ear cross the road? To hear the other side!
6. What did the left ear say to the right ear? “We make a great pair!”
7. Why did the elephant put his trunk in his ear? To keep the mosquitoes out of his ear.
8. What is the difference between a hair and an ear? One is on your head, and the other is in your head!
9. What do you call a person who is always sticking their nose into other people’s business? An ear!
10. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a pair of earphones? An elephant that listens to music too loud!
11. Why did the ear get in trouble at school? It wasn’t paying attention!
12. Why do doctors use ear scopes? To see what’s ear-responsible for their patient’s discomfort.
13. What did the corn say to the ear? “A-maize-ing to see you here!”
14. Why did the ear get a tattoo? To show off its ear-tistic side!
15. What did one ear say to the other ear when they met for the first time? “I heard a lot about you!”
16. What did the ear say to the hand? “I’m all ears!”
17. What do you get when you cross a sheep and an ear of corn? A ewe-nique harvest!
18. What is an ear’s favorite book? “The Sound and the Fury” by William Faulkner.
19. What do you get when you cross a pair of ears and a banana? Hear-a-ma, banana!
20. Why did the ear get in trouble with the law? It was eavesdropping!
21. What do you call a group of ears? An audience!
22. Why did the ear get a job at the bank? It had a good ear for money!
23. Why did the ear refuse to go to the circus? It didn’t want to hear any clowning around.
24. What is an ear’s favorite type of music? Anything with good ear-grooves!
25. What do you call a pirate with an ear infection? Captain Hear-hear!
26. What do you get if you cross a parrot and an ear? A bird that always knows what it’s hearing!
27. Why did the ear get excited at the parade? It heard there were ear-fuls of candy being thrown!
28. Why did the ear cross the playground? To get to the other side of the seesaw!
29. What do you call an ear that plays an instrument? An ear-harmonicist!
30. Why did the ear go to the doctor’s office on a Saturday? It was looking for some ear-ly weekend relief!
31. What do you call an ear that is also a detective? Sherlock Ear-omes!
32. Why do ears never play pranks on each other? They’re afraid of getting an earful!
33. What do you get when you cross an ear and a rabbit? A hare-hearing ear!
34. Why did the ear get a new job at the zoo? It was tired of just hearing about the animals!
35. What do you get when you cross an ear and a comedian? Someone who hears all the punchlines before everyone else!

Hearing Jokes

Hearing Jokes:

1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
13. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
14. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
15. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
17. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
18. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bulldog? Frostbite.
19. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
20. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
21. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
22. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
23. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
25. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they’re two-tired.
26. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
27. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
28. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
29. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
30. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
31. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a chainsaw? Frostbite.
32. Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up pants.
33. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
34. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
35. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a lawyer? Frostbite.
36. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.

Hearing Puns

Hearing Puns:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
7. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
8. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
10. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
11. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
12. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
13. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
15. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
16. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
17. What did the grape say when it got run over by a car? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
18. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
19. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
21. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
22. I was going to tell a joke about pizza, but it was a little cheesy.
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
24. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
25. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
26. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
28. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
29. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
30. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
31. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
32. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
33. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
34. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
35. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little whine later.

Hearing Jokes – One-Liners

Hearing Jokes – One-Liners:

1. I used to play music by ear, but now I just use my headphones.
2. I once heard a joke about a tiny speaker. It was a little sound-off.
3. Why did the deaf man bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted to hear the drums better.
4. I can’t hear you over the sound of my own awesomeness.
5. I told a joke about sound waves, but it didn’t resonate with anyone.
6. Hearing aids can be expensive, but they’re worth every penny. You can’t put a price on being able to hear your grandkids’ voices.
7. My hearing is so good, I can hear a pin drop… in another state.
8. If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of my patience running out.
9. I have selective hearing. I only hear what I want to hear.
10. I tried to listen to an audiobook, but it was too hard to hear over the sound of my own inner voice.

Dad Jokes on Ears and Hearing

Dad Jokes on Ears and Hearing:

1. I used to be a terrible listener, but now I’m all ear.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
3. What do you call a deer with no ears? No idea.
4. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
5. I used to be a terrible singer, but then I found my pitch.
6. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
7. I have a hearing problem. I can’t hear my wife when she’s yelling at me from another room.
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
10. I was going to tell you a joke about ears, but it’s too corny.

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Ear-Related Puns

Ear-Related Puns:

1. I never joke about ears. It’s a sensitive subject.
2. Why are ears the best body parts? They’re all ears.
3. What did the left ear say to the right ear? We make a great pair.
4. I told a joke about ears, but it fell on deaf ears.
5. What do you call an ear that can’t hear? An ear-responsible.
6. Why don’t pirates wear earrings? They’re afraid of an ear-ache.
7. Did you hear about the restaurant called “Ears Only”? It’s for people who only want to hear about the specials.
8. Why did the musician need an ear transplant? He couldn’t hear himself think.
9. I love listening to music, but sometimes it goes in one ear and out the other.
10. How do you make an elephant float? Add two scoops of ice cream, two cans of soda, and one elephant ear.

Cat Ear Puns

Cat Ear Puns:

1. I heard that cats can hear better than dogs. That’s pawsome.
2. Why do cats like to sleep near their owner’s head? So they can hear their dreams.
3. Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer to try on their new collars in purr-son.
4. What do you call a cat with one ear shorter than the other? Vin-cat Van Gogh.
5. Why do cats always land on their feet? They have purr-fect balance.
6. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She gave birth to mittens.
7. How do you know if a cat has a good sense of hearing? It always looks at you when you say “treats.”
8. What do you call a cat with nine ears? A Meow-sician.
9. How do you make a cat happy? Give it a good ear rub.
10. Why don’t cats like to swim? They don’t want to get their ears wet.

FAQs – Ear Puns

What are some puns with the word ear?

What did one ear say to the other?

The classic answer to this riddle is “between us, something smells!”

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