247+ Good Jokes (Dad Jokes, Knock Knock & More)

Good Jokes

Good Jokes:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
6. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
7. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
10. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Good Dad Jokes

Good Dad Jokes:

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
7. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
8. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
9. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Good Knock Knock Jokes

Good Knock Knock Jokes:

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I always will.
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I always will.

Good Jokes to Tell

Good Jokes to Tell:

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
5. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
8. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
10. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

Good Jokes for Adults

Good Jokes for Adults:

1. Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning.
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
4. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
5. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
8. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
9. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Good Deez Nuts Jokes

Good Deez Nuts Jokes:

1. Deez nuts walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender asked, “What’s your name?” Deez nuts replied, “Deez nuts.”
2. Deez nuts were in the kitchen making dinner when the phone rang. Deez nuts answered, “Hello?” The caller asked, “Is your refrigerator running?” Deez nuts replied, “No, but your joke is.”
3. Deez nuts went to the doctor and said, “Doc, I have a problem with my nuts.” The doctor said, “What’s the problem?” Deez nuts replied, “They’re too big.” The doctor said, “I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do.” Deez nuts replied, “That’s okay, I just wanted to show you my nuts.”
4. Deez nuts were playing poker and one of them said, “I’m all in.” The other nuts replied, “That’s what she said.”
5. Deez nuts were walking down the street when they saw a sign that said “Tree fellers wanted.” Deez nuts said, “That’s a shame, I always thought they were happy just being nuts.”
6. Deez nuts were watching TV when they saw a commercial for Viagra. Deez nuts said, “I don’t need that stuff, I’m already nuts.”
7. Deez nuts were in the library looking for a book on nuts. The librarian asked, “Do you want to check it out?” Deez nuts replied, “No, I’m just gonna hold onto them.”
8. Deez nuts were at the beach when they saw a sign that said “No dogs allowed.” Deez nuts said, “That’s okay, we’re nuts.”
9. Deez nuts were at the amusement park when they saw a roller coaster. Deez nuts said, “I’m not getting on that, I don’t want to get my nuts scrambled.”
10. Deez nuts were in the car when they heard a song on the radio. Deez nuts said, “Hey, that’s our theme song!”

Good Clean Jokes

Good Clean Jokes:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
7. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
8. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
9. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Really Good Jokes

Really Good Jokes:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
5. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
6. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
7. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
9. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Good Kid Jokes

Good Kid Jokes:

1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
8. Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
9. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
10. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Good Morning Jokes

Good Morning Jokes:

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
3. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
4. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
5. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
6. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed.
7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
13. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
14. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
15. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
16. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
17. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
18. What do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Good Funny Jokes

Good Funny Jokes:

1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
4. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!
7. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
8. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
9. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
10. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician!

Good Bad Jokes

Good Bad Jokes:

1. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
3. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on a head.
4. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

Good Jokes to Tell Your Friends

Good Jokes to Tell Your Friends:

1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician!
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
7. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
9. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
10. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

Good Jokes to Make People Laugh

Good Jokes to Make People Laugh:

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the silly person’s house!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
9. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

Good Jokes for Teens

Good Jokes for Teens:

1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
5. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician!
6. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
7. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
9. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Good Math Jokes

Good Math Jokes:

1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
3. Why don’t mathematicians sunbathe? Because they’ll tan-gent!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
5. Why did the math teacher open a window? She wanted to square the room!
6. Why don’t math teachers drink coffee? They prefer tea!
7. Why don’t math teachers tell jokes? They prefer to keep it real!
8. What did the math teacher say to the class on Halloween? “Let’s carve some pi!”
9. What did the math book say to the pencil? “I have a lot of problems.”
10. What do you call friends who love math? Algebros!

Good Christmas Jokes

Good Christmas Jokes:

1. Why did Santa go to college for music? Because he had a lot of Noel!
2. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
3. Why did Rudolph go to the doctor? He was having a red nose day!
4. Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they’d look silly in snowsuits!
5. Why does Santa have a big sack? He only comes once a year!
6. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? He had a low “elf” esteem!
7. Why did the Grinch rob the Christmas store? He wanted to steal Christmas!
8. Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? His wife was a total flake!
9. Why did Santa’s helper quit his job? He had no elf-control!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

Good Halloween Jokes

Good Halloween Jokes:

1. Why don’t ghosts go to the beach? They don’t like the sand-boo!
2. Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She was a pain in the neck!
3. What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us!
4. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones!
5. Why did the werewolf go to the psychiatrist? He was having a howling problem!
6. Why did the mummy call the doctor? He was coffin a lot!
7. What kind of music do ghosts like to dance to? Soul music!
8. Why did the witch refuse to ride her broomstick? It was sweeping her off her feet!
9. Why did the zombie go to school? To brush up on his anatomy!
10. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!

Good Your Mom Jokes

Good Your Mom Jokes:

1. Your momma’s so fat, she needs a GPS to find her way out of bed.
2. Your momma’s so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
3. Your momma’s so ugly, she could scare the stripes off a zebra.
4. Your momma’s so clumsy, she couldn’t throw a tantrum without falling.
5. Your momma’s so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention!
6. Your momma’s so short, she poses for trophies!
7. Your momma’s so hairy, when she went to the zoo they tried to put her in the gorilla exhibit.
8. Your momma’s so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
9. Your momma’s so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where your mom does all the work.
10. Your momma’s so old, when she was a kid, rainbows were black and white.

Actually Good Jokes

Actually Good Jokes:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
3. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
4. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
7. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

Funniest Good Morning Jokes

Funniest Good Morning Jokes:

1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
5. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
8. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
9. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Good April Fools Jokes

Good April Fools Jokes:

1. Fill a donut box with vegetables and give it to your coworkers or family members.
2. Tell your friends you’ve won the lottery, and then say “April Fools!” when they get excited.
3. Replace the cream in someone’s cream-filled cookies with toothpaste.
4. Put googly eyes on all the pictures in your friend’s house.
5. Swap the salt and sugar containers in the kitchen.
6. Cover the toilet bowl with plastic wrap.
7. Put a fake spider in someone’s bed.
8. Replace the filling in someone’s sandwich with toothpaste.
9. Put tape over the sensor on the bottom of a computer mouse so it won’t work.
10. Tell your friends you’re moving to another country, and then say “April Fools!” when they start to panic.

Good Jokes to Tell Your Teacher

Good Jokes to Tell Your Teacher:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
3. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician!
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
7. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
9. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

Good One-Liner Jokes

Good One-Liner Jokes:

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
3. I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs, but I trust dogs when they don’t like people.
4. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
5. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Good Long Jokes

Good Long Jokes:

1. A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he takes his first sip, he hears a voice say, “That’s a nice tie!” He looks around, but nobody is there. He takes another sip and hears the same voice say, “I love your shirt!” He looks around again, but still nobody is there. The man asks the bartender, “What’s going on? I keep hearing voices.” The bartender replies, “Oh, it’s just the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”
2. Two guys stole a calendar. They got six months each.
3. A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”
4. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
9. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

Conclusion – Good Jokes

Good jokes have several characteristics that make them effective at making people laugh and lightening the mood.

Firstly, they are often clever and well thought-out, using wordplay, puns, or unexpected twists to surprise the audience.

Secondly, good jokes are usually relatable, connecting with common experiences and situations that people can relate to.

They also tend to be concise and to the point, delivering the punchline quickly and effectively.

Lastly, good jokes are appropriate to the audience and setting, avoiding topics or themes that might be offensive or inappropriate.

A well-crafted joke can brighten someone’s day and create a sense of connection and humor, making it an important element of human interaction and communication.

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