327+ Rain Jokes & Puns [Wet Jokes]

Rain Jokes

Rain Jokes:

1. Why did the raindrop go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather.
2. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? Slush.
4. What do you call a rainy day in Spain? A wet Barcelona.
5. What do you call a rainy day in Italy? A wet-a spaghetti.
6. What do you call a rainy day in France? A wet-a croissant.
7. What do you call a rainy day in Japan? A wet-a ramen.
8. Why did the umbrella break up with the hat? It was too protective.
9. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
11. What did the rain say to the tree? “Leaf me alone!”
12. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop when they fell in love? “We’re a perfect match.”
13. Why did the chicken cross the road on a rainy day? To prove it wasn’t a chicken but a duck.
14. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop during a thunderstorm? “Let’s go home, this is too much pressure.”
15. What do you call a raincoat made of candy? A sweet coat.
16. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
17. What do you call a wet dinosaur? A soak-otaur.
18. What do you call a wet monster? A drizzle-illa.
19. What do you call a wet cow? A moo-sy.
20. Why do cows love rainy days? Because they get to wear their moo-d boots.
21. What do you call a wet snail? A slimy-der.
22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course on a rainy day? In case he got a hole in one.
23. What did the raindrop say to the hot pavement? “You’re making me steamy.”
24. Why did the bicycle fall over during the rainstorm? Because it was two-tired.
25. What do you call a wet pirate? Captain Rainbeard.
26. Why don’t ants get wet on rainy days? Because they wear tiny raincoats.
27. What do you call a wet knight? Sir Splashalot.
28. Why did the elephant wear galoshes? To keep his feet dry on a rainy day.
29. What do you call a wet dragon? A sizzle-agon.
30. Why did the frog wear galoshes? To keep his webbed feet dry on a rainy day.
31. What did the water say to the boat? “Canoe come out and play with me?”
32. What do you call a wet superhero? The Soak.
33. Why did the baker close his shop on a rainy day? Because he didn’t want to make soggy bread.
34. What do you call a wet vampire? Count Drizzle-ula.
35. Why don’t raindrops like to race? Because they always end up tie-d.
36. What do you call a wet Jedi? Luke Sky-water.

Rain Puns

Rain Puns:

1. Why did the raindrop go to the gym? To get in shape for the thunderstorms!
2. Why don’t raindrops race each other? Because they all like to come in first.
3. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud.
4. Why did the man bring a ladder to the rainstorm? To climb up the wetterfall!
5. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
6. Why did the umbrella break up with the flashlight? It just couldn’t see things the same way.
7. What did the umbrella say to the rain? You’re the only one who can make my heart race!
8. What’s the difference between an elephant and a rainstorm? One trumpets, and the other rains cats and dogs.
9. Why don’t fish like rain? Because it’s too wet to swim!
10. What do you call a wet dog? A rain-collie!
11. What do you call a storm in the desert? A sandstorm, of course!
12. What do you call a storm in the winter? A snowstorm, obviously!
13. What do you call a storm in a teacup? Storm in a teacup!
14. What did the raindrop say to the flower? You need a drink, bud?
15. What do you call a group of raindrops? A shower!
16. What do you call a happy raindrop? A jubilant!
17. What do you call a sad raindrop? A tear!
18. What did one umbrella say to the other? Let’s stick together!
19. What do you call a wet musician? A rain-bassist!
20. What do you call a wet comedian? A rain-jester!
21. Why don’t ants get wet in the rain? Because they have their own tiny umbrellas!
22. What do you call a wet zombie? A rain-dead!
23. Why did the raincoat refuse to go outside? It was afraid of a downpour!
24. What did the rain say to the ocean? Long time, no sea!
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course? In case he got a hole in one!
26. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
27. What do you call a group of clouds that go on a road trip together? A caravan!
28. What do you call a wet plant? A rainforest!
29. Why did the rain go to art school? To learn how to make watercolors!
30. What did the umbrella say to the raincoat? You look like you could use a little shade!
31. What do you call a wet poet? A rain-verse!
32. What do you call a wet athlete? A rain-runner!
33. What do you call a wet superhero? A rain-man!
34. What do you call a wet teacher? A rain-structor!
35. Why did the rain drop out of school? It kept getting suspended for causing too many showers!
36. What do you call a rainy day in Canada? Maple syrup weather!
37. What do you call a wet dog shaking itself off? A drool tornado!

Rain Jokes for Kids

Rain Jokes for Kids:

1. Why did the raindrop go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather.
2. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? Wet snow!
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. Why did the scarecrow stay inside during the rainstorm? He didn’t want to be struck by lightning!
6. What do you call a bunch of wet cows standing in a field? Moo-dy weather!
7. Why did the raindrop need glasses? It had trouble seeing through the mist.
8. What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down!
9. What do you call a wet ghost? A drizzle!
10. Why do seals never get wet? Because they’re always wearing their sealskin!
11. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? They’re shellfish!
12. What do you get when you cross a raindrop and a snowflake? A slush puppy!
13. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? A poodle storm!
14. What do you call a wet bear that’s running away from the rain? A drizzly bear on the run!
15. What did the rain say to the pavement? Don’t move, you might slip!
16. Why do birds fly south during the rainy season? Because it’s too far to walk!
17. What do you call a raindrop that doesn’t know where it’s going? A wan-dering drop!
18. What do you call a rainy day in the jungle? A shower of monkeys!
19. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
20. What do you get when you cross a rainstorm and a birthday party? A wet cake!
21. Why don’t witches like the rain? It ruins their broomstick paint job!
22. What do you call a wet dinosaur? A soaker-saurus!
23. What do you call a rainy day at the beach? A surf and turf storm!
24. Why did the frog stay outside during the rainstorm? He was practicing his croak!
25. What’s the best thing to do on a rainy day? Sleep like a log!
26. Why do elephants always carry umbrellas? To protect their trunks!
27. What do you call it when it’s raining so hard you can’t even see? A washout!
28. Why do clouds always feel sad? Because they’re always getting misty-eyed!
29. What do you get when you cross a raindrop and a sunbeam? A rainbow!
30. Why did the chicken cross the road during the rainstorm? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
31. What do you call a wet lion? A drenched feline!
32. Why did the snail stay outside during the rainstorm? It wanted to see the world at a snail’s pace!
33. What do you call a wet bird? A soggy swallow!
34. Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
35. What do you call a wet koala? A drippy marsupial!
36. What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A cactus shower!
37. Why did the umbrella break? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure!

Rain Jokes for Adults

Rain Jokes for Adults:

1. Why did the scarecrow refuse to come inside during the rainstorm? He was already stuffed.
2. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? A purrfect storm.
3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants during the rain? In case he got a hole in one.
4. How does a scientist freshen up during a rainstorm? With periodic table shower gel.
5. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
6. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. What did the umbrella say to the hat? You go ahead, I’ll cover you.
9. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? My plop is bigger than your plop.
10. Why did the man bring a ladder to the rain? He wanted to climb up the rainfall charts.
11. Why did the chicken cross the road in the rain? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
12. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of rain? AARRRGGH-pel.
13. Why did the bicycle fall over during the rainstorm? It was two-tired.
14. Why did the snail stay inside during the rainstorm? It didn’t want to leave a slime trail.
15. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a rainstorm? A slush puppy.
16. Why did the man stop reading the book during the rain? It was too damp to put down.
17. Why do ducks love rainy weather? Because they can play in the puddles without anyone thinking they’re crazy.
18. What did the umbrella say to the raincoat? You’ve got me covered.
19. Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work? Because he was predicting a shower.
20. What did one raindrop say to the other when they fell in love? I’ve fallen for you, darling.
21. Why did the baker love the rainy weather? He got to make a lot of dough.
22. Why did the man use a ruler during the rainstorm? He wanted to see how many inches had fallen.
23. What do you call a wet teddy bear? A soak-a-teddy.
24. Why do we never see lightning and thunder together? Because lightning always comes before thunder and thunder always comes after.
25. Why do vampires like rainy weather? It keeps the garlic from going bad.
26. Why do fish hate rainy weather? Because it dampens their spirits.
27. What do you call a rainy day at the beach? A shore thing.
28. What did the ocean say to the rain? You’re a drop in the bucket.
29. Why did the man go outside with a bar of soap during the rainstorm? He wanted to wash away his problems.
30. Why do people always take umbrellas to the circus? In case they see the trapeze artist showering.
31. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop when they landed on a flower? This is my petal.
32. Why did the woman bring her dog to the rainstorm? So he could be a wet-nosed detective.
33. What’s a great way to relax during a rainstorm? By watching the puddles gather.
34. What do you get when you cross a rainstorm with a hurricane? Wet and wild weather.
35. Why do birds always fly south when it rains? It’s drier down there.

Rainy Day Jokes & Puns

Rainy Day Jokes & Puns:

1. Why do cows wear raincoats? Because they want to stay moo-dry!
2. What do you call a rainy day in July? A summer shower!
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. Why don’t vampires go out in the rain? They don’t want to rust!
5. What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A mirage!
6. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
7. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
8. What do you call a wet lion? A damp cat!
9. Why did the man use a ladder on a rainy day? To reach the roof!
10. What’s a frog’s favorite kind of weather? Toad-ally wet!
11. Why do bicycles hate rain? Because they get tired when they’re wet!
12. What do you call a day when it’s raining cats and dogs? A woof-woof, meow-meow day!
13. Why do cows stay inside on rainy days? To avoid the pasture-cinating weather!
14. What do you call a wet camel? A damp hump!
15. Why do frogs always know the weather? Because they always ribbit it!
16. What do you call a wet deer? A damp buck!
17. What do you call a rainy day in the Arctic? A polar downpour!
18. What do you call a wet zebra? A damp stripe!
19. Why did the man wear two jackets on a rainy day? Because he wanted to double his protection!
20. What do you call a wet kangaroo? A damp hopper!
21. What do you call a rainy day in the jungle? A damp rainforest!
22. Why do ducks like rainy days? Because they’re quackers for puddles!
23. What do you call a wet elephant? A damp trunk!
24. Why did the man bring a ladder to the party on a rainy day? To raise the roof!
25. What do you call a rainy day in the Sahara? A mirage-ical moment!
26. What do you call a wet penguin? A damp flipper!
27. Why do snails hate rainy days? Because they’re afraid of getting a shell-acking!
28. What do you call a wet alligator? A damp swamp creature!
29. Why did the chicken cross the road on a rainy day? To get to the other side of the puddle!
30. What do you call a rainy day in the mountains? A peak shower!
31. What do you call a wet giraffe? A damp long neck!
32. Why do worms like rainy days? Because they’re always up for a good soak!
33. What do you call a rainy day in the city? A downpour in downtown!
34. What do you call a wet rhinoceros? A damp horn!
35. Why did the man wear a hat on a rainy day? To keep his head dry!

Rain Dad Jokes

Rain Dad Jokes:

1. Why did the scarecrow love a rainy day? He could finally let his hair down!
2. What did the rain say to the grass? Nice to dew you!
3. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
4. How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? Add spring water!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms when it’s raining? Because they make up everything!
6. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
7. Why don’t oysters share their pearls on a rainy day? They’re shellfish!
8. Why don’t vampires go out in the rain? It’s too wet to bat!
9. What do you call a group of ducks on a rainy day? Fowl weather friends!
10. Why do bees stay in their hives when it’s raining? They don’t want to wash their honeycomb!
11. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants on a rainy day? In case he got a hole in one!
12. What did the raindrop say to the ground? “You can’t touch this!”
13. What does a pirate say on a rainy day? Arrrrrrrr, there be showers ahead!
14. Why did the dog wear a raincoat? To keep his bark dry!
15. Why did the tomato turn red in the rain? Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. What do you call a man with an umbrella in a shower? Claude!
17. What do you call a dinosaur with an umbrella? A dry-asaur!
18. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!
19. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the Milky Way!
20. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school!

Dad Joke of the Day – Rainy Day

Wet Jokes

Wet Jokes:

1. Why did the bicycle fall over in the rain? Because it was two-tired!
2. What did the umbrella say to the rain? You can’t touch this!
3. Why did the baker go out in the rain? To make the doughnuts!
4. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a crowd!
5. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work when it’s wet!
6. Why did the lion go to the gym? To work on his mane muscles!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
8. Why don’t witches like rain? It ruins their hair!
9. Why did the elephant wear a raincoat? To keep his trunk dry!
10. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
11. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
14. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed some space!
15. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa!
16. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. Why did the farmer bury all his money in the field? He wanted to have rich soil!
18. What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my “i’s” on you!
19. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
20. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Rain Jokes – One-Liners

Rain Jokes – One-Liners:

1. Why don’t vampires like rain? It makes their makeup run!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? A slush puppy!
3. Why did the man run outside with a bar of soap during the rainstorm? He wanted to be showered with rain!
4. How does a raindrop signal the start of a race? It says, “On your mark, get set, go!”
5. What do you call a rainy day when the sun is still shining? A sun shower!
6. Why do rain clouds always look sad? They’re always precipitating!
7. Why do people go to bed early on rainy days? So they can get a good night’s splash!
8. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
9. Why did the umbrella go to the doctor? It had a parasol-thing wrong with it!
10. What do you call a storm with a sense of humor? A thunder-stand-up comedy show!
11. Why did the lightning bolt start wearing glasses? It was getting shocked by its own brilliance!
12. What’s the difference between a rainstorm and a shower? One’s wetter than the other!
13. Why did the meteorologist break up with her boyfriend? He mist her too much!
14. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed some space!
15. What do you call a damp bear? A moist-quito!
16. Why do people love to watch the rain? Because it’s liquid entertainment!
17. What do you call a cow in a rainstorm? A shower of beef!
18. Why don’t people like to play cards during a rainstorm? Because the deck gets soaked!
19. What do you call a wet dinosaur? A soggy-saurus!
20. Why did the man bring a ladder to the movie theater? He wanted to see the film on a higher level!

Thunder Jokes

Thunder Jokes:

1. What do you call a thunderstorm in the winter? A snow-bolt!
2. Why did the thunder go to school? To get a crash course in meteorology!
3. Why don’t thunderstorms like to watch horror movies? They get too jolted!
4. What do you call a dog that loves to chase thunder? A bolt retriever!
5. How do you know when there’s going to be a thunderstorm? You hear the forecast calling for a “thunder-ous applause!”
6. Why did the thunderbolt wear a helmet? It didn’t want to get shocked by the electricity!
7. What did the lightning bolt say to the tree? ZAP!
8. Why did the thunder go on a diet? To lose some volts!
9. What did one thunderbolt say to the other? Let’s get charged up and make some noise!
10. Why don’t thunderstorms ever get invited to parties? They’re always crashing!
11. What do you call a group of thunderbolts playing music? A thunder band!
12. Why did the thunderstorm refuse to wear a bow tie? It wanted to keep its look lightning-fast!
13. How do thunderstorms keep their hair in place? They use a lot of electric gel!
14. What did the thunder say to the lightning? You’re such a bright spark!
15. Why did the thunderbolt have a bad day? It got grounded by its parents!
16. What do you call a thunderstorm that only lasts for a few seconds? A flash in the pan!
17. Why did the thunderbolt go on a date with the computer? It wanted to make a connection!
18. What do you call a thunderstorm that’s always taking selfies? A thundergram!
19. Why did the thunderstorm visit the dentist? It had a lot of cavities!
20. How does a thunderstorm order its coffee? With a lot of thunder-sugar and a cloud of milk!

Lightning Jokes

Lightning Jokes:

1. Why don’t lightning bolts ever go to school? They prefer to strike out on their own!
2. Why did the lightning bolt go to jail? It had a shocking criminal record!
3. What do you call a lightning bolt that’s always on the go? A flash mob!
4. Why did the lightning bolt refuse to eat the banana? It was already well-grounded!
5. How do lightning bolts get to work? They charge their cars!
6. Why do lightning bolts always get invited to parties? They always electrify the crowd!
7. What do you call a lightning bolt that’s really fast? A speed spark!
8. Why did the lightning bolt break up with its girlfriend? She said he was too electrifying!
9. How do you make a lightning bolt laugh? You tell it a shocking joke!
10. What do you call a lightning bolt that’s always happy? A spark of joy!
11. Why don’t lightning bolts ever go on vacation? They’re always striking out!
12. What did one lightning bolt say to the other? Let’s make sparks fly!
13. How do lightning bolts keep their hair in place? They use a lot of electric gel!
14. Why did the lightning bolt take a day off? It needed to recharge!
15. What do you call a lightning bolt that’s really into fitness? A shock-absorber!
16. Why did the lightning bolt get into a fight with the light bulb? It wanted to show who had more wattage!
17. How does a lightning bolt make a decision? It goes with its gut feeling!
18. Why did the lightning bolt refuse to play cards with the thunderstorm? It was afraid of being shocked!
19. What do you call a lightning bolt that’s always late? A delay-dash!
20. Why did the lightning bolt start wearing glasses? It was getting shocked by its own brilliance!

Storm Jokes

Storm Jokes:

1. Why did the stormtrooper wear rubber boots? To avoid getting electrocuted by lightning!
2. How does a storm cloud get dressed? In thunderwear!
3. What do you call a storm that’s always moving forward? A progress-storm!
4. Why don’t storms ever go to the beach? They prefer to make waves on their own!
5. What do you call a storm with a sense of humor? A thunder-stand-up comedy show!
6. Why did the storm cloud become a teacher? It wanted to give a lesson in precipitation!
7. What do you call a storm that’s really into politics? A tempest in a teapot!
8. Why did the storm refuse to leave the house? It was having a thunder-fit!
9. How do you make a storm laugh? You tell it a lightning-fast joke!
10. What do you call a storm that’s always on the phone? A cellular storm!
11. Why did the storm cloud get into a fight with the sun? It wanted to show who had more power!
12. What do you call a storm that’s really into music? A thunder-band!
13. Why did the storm cloud join the soccer team? It wanted to be a rain-defender!
14. What do you call a storm that’s always sleeping? A thunder-snooze!
15. Why did the storm refuse to play baseball? It was afraid of getting hit by a thunder-bolt!
16. How does a storm cloud order its coffee? With a lot of thunder-sugar and a splash of lightning!
17. What do you call a storm that’s always complaining? A thunder-whine!
18. Why did the storm cloud start doing yoga? It wanted to become more flexible in its movements!
19. How do you make a storm happy? You give it a lightning-rod to play with!
20. What do you call a storm that’s always dancing? A thunder-boogie!

Sick of Rain Quotes

Sick of Rain Quotes:

1. “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.” – Vivian Greene
2. “The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
3. “I like people who smile when it’s raining.” – Unknown
4. “Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.” – Gilbert Chesterton
5. “Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.” – Bob Marley
6. “Rain is not the problem, it’s your attitude about it.” – Unknown
7. “The rain falls on the just and the unjust alike.” – Matthew 5:45
8. “Into each life, some rain must fall.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
9. “The rain is grace; it’s the love that comes down to heal us.” – John Bunyan
10. “Rain is a good reminder that we’re not in control.” – Unknown
11. “The drops of rain make a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling.” – Lucretius
12. “I love the sound of rain on a tin roof.” – Unknown
13. “Rain is just confetti from the sky.” – Unknown
14. “A rainy day is a special gift to readers.” – Amy Miles
15. “Don’t pray for the rain to go away, pray to be a good swimmer.” – Unknown
16. “Rain is grace; rain is the sky descending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.” – John Updike
17. “Life’s not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to play in the rain.” – Unknown
18. “The sound of rain needs no translation.” – Alan Watts
19. “Rain is the sky giving us a gentle reminder to slow down and take a deep breath.” – Unknown
20. “The best thing about the rain is that it washes away all the dirt and grime, making everything fresh and new again.” – Unknown

FAQs – Rain Jokes & Puns

What are some jokes about rain?

Jokes about Rain:

1. Why did the scarecrow put on a raincoat? Because he heard it was going to be a “shower”!
2. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
3. Why does it always rain cats and dogs? Because the animals are falling from the sky!
4. What do you call a group of raindrops? A puddle!
5. How do you know it’s raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle!
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What kind of rain is bad for hair? Frizzy rain!
8. Why don’t ants get wet in the rain? Because they have their own tiny umbrellas!
9. What do you call a raindrop with attitude? A thunderdrop!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? A slushie!

What are some funny jokes are rain, storms, thunder, and lightning?

Jokes about Storms:

1. Why don’t storms go to the gym? Because they already have thunder thighs!
2. What do you call a pirate during a storm? A captain in the tempest!
3. Why did the storm trooper buy an umbrella? Because he wanted to be a “sith” and dry!
4. What do you call a storm that only affects sheep? A ewe-nique storm!
5. Why was the math book sad during the storm? Because it had too many problems!
6. What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? “You electrify me!”
7. Why did the storm go to the grocery store? To buy thunder pudding!
8. What do you call a snowstorm in April? A spring fling!
9. Why was the storm cloud so angry? Because he was always getting mist-reated!
10. What do you call a storm that’s made of cats and dogs? A “purr-fect” storm!

Jokes about Thunder:

1. What does thunder wear under its clothes? Thunderwear!
2. Why is thunder so good at bowling? It always strikes!
3. What’s the best way to catch a bolt of lightning? Use a flash camera!
4. What did one thunderbolt say to the other thunderbolt? You sound electrifying!
5. Why did the thunderbolt break up with his girlfriend? She was too grounded!
6. What do you call a group of thunderbolts? A shock and awe party!
7. Why did the thunderbolt go to school? To learn how to make more noise!
8. What do you call a thunderbolt that’s afraid of the dark? Shocked and scared!
9. Why don’t thunderbolts tell jokes? Because they always shock the audience!
10. How do you know when a thunderbolt is happy? It flashes a smile!

Jokes about Lightning:

1. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the other lightning bolt? They had no spark left!
2. How does lightning get its hair to stand up straight? With a static brush!
3. Why did the lightning bolt go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “shocking”!
4. What do you get when you cross a lightning bolt with a snowman? Frostbite!
5. How do you know when lightning is telling the truth? It never bolts!
6. Why did the lightning bolt get a speeding ticket? It was caught “bolt”-handed!
7. Why was the lightning bolt so upset? Because it was always getting grounded!
8. What do you call a lightning bolt that’s always on time? Shock-clock!
9. How does lightning propose to thunder? With a flash mob!
10. Why did the scarecrow hate going outside during a thunderstorm? Because he was afraid of getting “thunderstruck”!
11. What do you get when you cross a lightning bolt with a unicorn? A “sparkly” magical creature!
12. Why was the lightning bolt always chosen to be the spokesperson for electric companies? Because it had a great “charge”!
13. How do you make a lightning bolt laugh? Tell it a “shocking” joke!
14. Why did the lightning bolt go to the beach? To catch some waves!
15. What do you call it when a lightning bolt can’t decide what to do? A “fork” in the road!
16. Why don’t lightning bolts play sports? Because they always want to “strike” out the competition!
17. What do you get when you cross a lightning bolt with a snail? A “shocking” slow-moving creature!
18. Why did the lightning bolt get in trouble at school? Because it was always disrupting the class with its loud “thunder”!
19. What do you call a lightning bolt that’s always trying to one-up others? A “flashy” show-off!

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